Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Freaky Fact: Harmonica Orgasm *18+ older*





We are exploring creativity so please stay with me on this one. There are so many ways to explore a woman’s O that it feels like your conducting a symphony. With a wave of your hand you can control the tempo, the rise and fall of the sweet music you make. With the greatest orchestra in your hands, and the greatest stage ever created, I give you the Harmonica Orgasm. I call this the Harmonica Orgasm for reasons that will become evident…I hope you enjoy it.

I may sound like a broken record but it is so important to treat her polynomial like a delicate piece of ice, delicate to your touch and should melt in your hands. You will operate like a surgeon and your tools should be clean, and smooth so let’s begin.

No one should ever have sex or foreplay down to a medical science where you do it like you’re on a doctor’s visit. Get her into the mood. Mood is important because the effort you put in to her and the ambiance the more she will be up for going on creative adventures with you. This is a difficulty of 9 because there is a balance of a few elements, suction, tongue play, and head movement. You may want to learn one of the three separately and then put them together at the end of your dinner. Space is needed so try to be comfortable. For this one I prefer the kitchen table or a couch, a park bench works also but let us keep this simple.

With that said, you will need to be able to balance suction, tongue play, with back and forth movement like a virtuoso. No woman is created equal and even if her pleasure principle is housed differently you will prevail. Your lips and her lips must be at the same angle so they must be vertical. Tilt your head sideways to get the right angle. Yes I said sideways; make sure that if you tilt to the right that you put her right leg under your left arm. This is very difficult if you try to keep both thighs in front of you.



 Now that your head is sideways, do what you must to isolate her cranberry and jam. Use your hands to part her ways and magically, it will look almost like you have found a small mouth piece. (Yea, I just made a football reference forgive me). Wrap lips around her gift and give a slight suck, and hold. Here you will have a mouth full of nothing but preciousness, and with your tongue you will find and part her ways again. Note to all newbies, please don’t over suck! It’s very sensitive down there and just sucking on it like your siphoning gas is a good way to never get her to try anything different again. Make love to her mango. Here comes the harmonica! With her lips sucked into yours, and your tongue opening her doorway to pleasure, move your h
ead back and forth like your saying ‘no’ while balancing the suction slid your tongue down into her as you move down, and slid your tongue to the tip of her when you come up. You will literally be playing her harmonica as she sings her O. There will be some noise because of your suction, that is okay, a little noise never hurt no body.

The suction, and tongue play alone should have her counting the ways, but when you can slide back and forth it gives a new level of ecstasy that will have her wondering where the hell you came from as she cums.  If you really want to make this a treat you can elevate her sensation by getting her to shave herself clean, then guys, clean shave your mustache and/or goatee…OH EM GEE….that little addition is serious enough to spell out the letters! Good luck and happy cumming…

~ Ivory

Cumming Soon: Music to Sex to, S&M Around the House, The Joker,

O-Review: Exploration of SelfWhisper OrgasmSmash and Dash: Car Sex Do's Don't'sPlay-Write

Invitees: +honey bee +Honey Bee +Orgasmic Mastery +Orgasmo Feminino +Orgasms Donor +Heart of Rox +Shakira +Sex Photos.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Poetry: Play-Write








Your editorial, my pen,

I interpret your lines.


Your wordplay, my exclamation,

I punctuate your rhyme.




I grab hold of your parenthesis,

And I admire your figure of speech.


Your subjunctive edits my thesis,

As I brainstorm through your theme.







I cross your tease, you dot my eyes,

You dissertate my freehand between your rise.

Braille to this proof,

Your index is on the tip of my tongue.


Slave to your predicate

I edit the grammar of your acronym.




You ampersand the rising action,

I quotation mark your asterisk.


And I am bound to your finale,

With your plot all on my tenses.



Narrator to my literature,

Ink to my scribe.


Your passions infinitive,

Is the play in my write.










~ Ivory


Cumming soon: Harmonica Orgasm





Blog Review: Exploration of Self Enjoyment; Whisper Orgasm; Smash & Dash: Car sex do's don't's maybe's

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Freaky Fact: Smash and Dash: Car sex do's don't's maybe's *18+ older*




Have you ever been on a date in a movie theater and you're just waiting for the movie to be over because you want some alone time with your date?? You leave, you get in the car, and what was supposed to be an end-of-the-date smooch turns into an impromptu smash session???

Yea?!?! Me too!!! Here’s a crash course on  the smash and dash!!!!So most of this is common sense but you can never count on guys to plan ahead and you can never assume the lady is an alpha…

Shall we review some don't's?? Don’t do the Lambada in a well-lit area. Unless your into performing  a cheap porno called Shake-Spear for the public it’s not a good look. People watching is a good way to get into more trouble than you would like. So pay attention to your surroundings and your neighborhood, if it has neighborhood watch-- TRUST ME, they will call the cops on you if you are just parked there "talking".

Lip smacking and grunting may not be the nicest noise on the planet, so please, somebody put on some music! Mood is always important even if it’s an impromptu “ride”. A good station is great but +Pandora  is better. Find a good channel ahead of time and let it play. Also, keep your car on, if you have any unwanted visitors between the moaning and the Harlem Shake you can break out real fast if your car is on. Hence the dash! ;-)

Look people it’s not a race! Stop and get comfortable. Guys, if you’re the size of an offensive linemen don’t climb into the back seat with your ass hanging out, its…..offensive. If you cannot get comfortable think about your 'mountees' anatomy, there is a waist above the hip bone, recline all the way back, find that spot and ladies you can stick your leg right down in there and you will find space in the seat. Like a stirrup, plant and 'hiya!'.... Courtesy - there is nothing worse than a guy getting all his, and little did he know she had a seat-belt buckle digging into her shins. Guys, have some compassion, make sure she is good in the position she is in and she may want to do this on the regular. This sounds dumb BUT IT HAPPENS... if your car is a stick shift, make sure the emergency brake is on before she grabs for the stick. We want to get rolling but not literally.  If your windows are steaming from the inside you can’t see who is creeping up on you…so crack your window. If she is a screamer or starts getting really loud, fine, close the damn window. You may avoid an emergency call to 911 about someone being murdered by keeping the noise down.

The key to some good car sex is to be a master of your surroundings. If you have a sunroof you can open it, grab onto it for leverage, or keep it open for maximum vertical thrusting. There is more room in the passenger seat than you think, recline seat all the way back and guys can slide about half way up that back, ladies can perform a more comfortable about face and you can do the good ole reverse cowgirl quite comfortably. Also, know your limitations, if your plus size don't try to 69. Just keeping it real people, focus on getting it in successfully, not smothering each other to death...So bottom line ladies, save a horse, ride a cowboy!!

Now if you are planning in advance to get it on in the car (which does happen), please prepare. Dress appropriately, loose fitted clothing, no underwear, no bra if possible, (please note: only some ladies can pull that one off)... I find that skirts/dresses are easy access for him and comfortable enough to keep on if you're in a rush. Bring unscented wipes and bottled water….cleanup is essential for this being a memorable moment. Guys, please don’t assume she will help you hide the goods when you’re done, you’ll find that idea all over your hands with nothing to help clean you up in sight.

If all else fails get out the damn car and get a room....


~ Ebony


Cuming soon: Play-Write, Music to Sex to, Harmonica Orgasm


Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Freaky Fact: Whisper Orgasm *18+ older*

The Whisper Orgasm, has anyone heard of it?
It is when you make your woman cum, finish, climax, orgasm, parlay, Parcheesi, by simply whispering on her Mary Mary quite contrary. 

I know we are just getting to know each other in this Dom learner parallel but trust me, try this next time you want to make her shake, hold her breath, squeeze your hands, bite a pillow,  or squeeze your head between her thighs like an MMA fighter. (Disclaimer: Guys hands MUST be clean!!!I can't tell you how un'hot' it is to have a man with jacked up fingers and then he wants to stick them where!?! I don't think so!!!)
Think of it this way; you're on a beach and the sand is hot, course, and dry. So are your hands. If your getting ready to explore her inner chi please, either lick them yourself (or if you want to get extra dirty stick them in HER mouth and have her suck) or tease her with just the idea of sticking them where the cum don't shine. There should be more than enough extra 'lubricational' activities going on to suit this experiment if you're practicing proper foreplay. 
Okay so  I'm a little compulsive, so now that the ridiculously  long intro is complete we can begin our whisper O.....

This is a difficulty factor scale of 8 because it takes effort and patience and the ability to read your woman, so you may not want to try this on a first date...What? Oral sex doesn't happen on a first date...whatever lets you sleep better. But for the sake of argument, if you know your woman you may now continue on to O-landia....mmmm hmm..here we go!!

Pleasure her the way you know she likes it. The twist you add is to create a whisper rhythm, starting with intense pleasure (20-40 sec) then an abrupt stop where all you do is whisper directly onto her clit. She will be able to feel your lips moving and air breathing on to her pearl but that is all, no lip contact at all, just hover and whisper. Repeat the process with the pleasure and stoppage becoming more exaggerated (more intense with the pleasure side, and more of an abrupt stop to whisper) please note that if you know your woman you will know when she is getting "there". The idea is to bring her to the cliff of her O and stop to a whisper; if you get her into the right rhythm you will bring her to the point where she cannot contain it any more and all it takes is to whisper a few perfectly placed words and she will cum-pletely have a relatively new moment in the O journal of O's. 

If you are anything like I am the reaction you will get is worth all the effort...she won't know what to do with herself...enjoy and feel free to share how it goes:)
P.S. ~ Twitching, legs shaking, toe curling, gyrating on your face, cursing even are ALL signs that you have successfully achieved the Whisper O...  ;)
Happy twitching!


~Ivory

Cuming soon: car sex, do's, don'ts and try's...

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Sexual Mission Statement: Exploration of self enjoyment


We would like to start by saying that we are new at blogging or expressing ourselves on this level. HOWEVER, what we will talk about is something that we do everyday with great enjoyment. Well, everyday if we are lucky. Yes people we are talking about SEX!

We are going to explore foreplay, domination on a beer budget, the science of spanking, pleasure and pain,  the lost art of cunnilingus, (despite +Michael Douglas and his oral cancer statement - We will not waiver, we will stand/kneel firm on our love of oral sex and we defy the gods, IN THE NAME OF SPARTA!!!!).

We are not just going to talk about it we will instruct on how it is done, at least how we do it and if you can put your own spin on it to make more pleasure out of your experience with ours then we will have succeeded in having an informational orgy.

SERIOUSLY, it is about pleasure and pushing the boundaries of what you like in order to get the most out of the sex you are able to have. NOT KNOWING how to do something is not an excuse to not do it correctly or to the fullest. We want to educate and improve on what you do so that it spreads. Women do a lot for men and it should be a trophy on your mantel every time you can make her cum in a different way. There is no 'O' better when it has vocabulary that she does not normally use. Example : "Oh-F_ck!" "Oh-Sh_t" "Yes! Yes! Yes!" "Oh-My Ghehhigl" "Oh stop stop wait, no don't stop"...

All jokes aside we are in love with the 'O', obsessed with its creation and its existence.


Thank you for reading and tune in tomorrow we are going let them hang all out on this one my people...and we hope that you put all yours out so that we can examine it and digest it and give it back to you just the way you like it.




CUMING SOON!

Clean hands, wet hands, and the infamous WHISPER ORGASM

invitees: +Sexia Abbott +Sexy Girls +Sexii Mama +Sex Chat Hangout +Sexy Nerd Girl +Sexy Top