Freaky Facts: Theater Love *18+ older*

*18 AND OLDER BEYOND THIS POINT*

Freaky facts - Theater Love

I know it has been a while but I have been busy writing other things. I have a lot on my mind and some of these pieces I will be writing in the near future can’t be kept any longer.  Today we will talk about public sex, more specifically, ‘Theater Love’. There will be certain names and terms regarding toys and things if that nature that will be written about more in the future. So let’s skip fully understanding them and stay on the yellow brick road

First off, public sex is awesome. It’s naughty, dangerous, exhilarating, and if done correctly perfectly safe. I know that safe and dangerous is a contradiction of sorts but there is a distinction between naughty smart and naughty dumb.

To have sex in a theater there is some preparation and planning involved to make sure no laws are broken, (bent maybe, but not broken) and no trouble arises.

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-Planning: pick the right movie and the right time. Pick something no one is too interested in seeing because you don’t want to fight for attention with a good ass movie or the terror of a horror flick. Pick a Matinee, especially a movie that has been out for a while, it almost guarantees you will have the entire theater to yourself.  If you are going full public freakiness I suggest using remote controlled vibrators for her. This is always fun. I prefer Bluetooth controlled via your cell phone device but seeing as how your in a theater the old school remote may be perfect. Please people, know your woman. If she is loud when horny or cumming, or tends to make an aquatic mess please save the awkwardness of a post orgasmic mess.  

-Cloths: panties and underwear get rid of them. Makes it so much easier, plus it's just sexy to be free when you are planning to mess around. Ladies, your standard skirt or dress works, loosely fitted shorts. And yes it gets cold but let those nipples get hard because you're about to warm up. 

-Location: choose a theater you are familiar with. You may have to shop around go see some movies first to get to know your theater. I know that older theaters have the doors in the back like in high school but the newer theaters now load from the sides with wrap around pathways. Always pick the best spot in the theater that gives you the most cover.

 -Surroundings: once there at the theater take your time, kiss, fondle, excite BUT pay attention. The usher, and there is almost always one that comes through, should come regularly. Every 15-20 min. So get your better half on the edge of excited and as soon as they show up pause until they are gone but when they turn that corner, lady’s sit on his thanglang and finish as fast as you can. If he doesn’t finish you have the rest of the movie for him just get yours in.  As you sit and lean forward riding your man (or woman with attachments assistance) reach around and let the ladies out. The bigger the cup size always the better, it’s about living a little dangerously. As long as you remember your time schedule you won’t run into the usher making his rounds. 

So men, if you know your woman and she is about to finish you could stand up to finish her off. This will not only allow for you to apply maximum effort but also it will allow you maximum movement for your final strokes. Just be sure to hold on to her elbows as she leans forward over the seats. Everyone wants to hold on to the hips but the hips get pushed away and so your grip does to, you may create imbalance. If you hold the elbows, one it's hot control quirk that is sexy for those that like losing a bit of control, but secondly, it allows for those hips to push away from you while still securing her from going over the seat. With the 'ladies' out, gripping elbows, and her finishing, your talking about a full voyeur achievement.

-Time: all of this if built up correctly could be done in about 5-10 minutes. It's perfect when your trying to minimize exposure.  

-One good turn deserves another: now ladies, if he used a condom and finished, like you two are Avatar synchronized and came at the same time, help him get rid of the evidence. His brain may not be functioning at full capacity. If he has not finished and has that condom on give him a hand. But if he did pull off that precision move be a champion and suck him on the spot. If your not a swallower down it like a shot of tequila. I’m just saying, give the man the full 'Theater love' experience. 

 Guys if she did not finish, and you want her to do this again, I suggest you make the sacrifice and gets to finishing. Find a comfortable position Indian style on the floor and eat her until the credits start to roll. If you did bring a few toys, than you may be off the hook....maybe.

Always be safe and smart, but also keep it freaky.

~Ebony

Cum and visit my past:

Majesty

Vanilla Ice Cream

Sweet

Now That You're Gone

Call Me Crazy

Disaster

Beholder

Slave

Farewell Lover

Liquid Courage

Butterfly Ice

Come Between My Pages 

Death of a Butterfly 

Torturous Bliss 

He said She said

Lie To Me

You

The Clown Princess of Sorrow

Harmonica Orgasm

Play-Write

Bondage Around the House

Whisper Orgasm

Exploration of Self

Freaky Fact: Harmonica Orgasm *18+ older*

We are exploring creativity so please stay with me on this one. There are so many ways to explore a woman’s O that it feels like your conducting a symphony. With a wave of your hand you can control the tempo, the rise and fall of the sweet music you make. With the greatest orchestra in your hands, and the greatest stage ever created, I give you the Harmonica Orgasm. I call this the Harmonica Orgasm for reasons that will become evident…I hope you enjoy it.

I may sound like a broken record but it is so important to treat her polynomial like a delicate piece of ice, delicate to your touch and should melt in your hands. You will operate like a surgeon and your tools should be clean, and smooth so let’s begin.

No one should ever have sex or foreplay down to a medical science where you do it like you’re on a doctor’s visit. Get her into the mood. Mood is important because the effort you put in to her and the ambiance the more she will be up for going on creative adventures with you. This is a difficulty of 9 because there is a balance of a few elements, suction, tongue play, and head movement. You may want to learn one of the three separately and then put them together at the end of your dinner. Space is needed so try to be comfortable. For this one I prefer the kitchen table or a couch, a park bench works also but let us keep this simple.

With that said, you will need to be able to balance suction, tongue play, with back and forth movement like a virtuoso. No woman is created equal and even if her pleasure principle is housed differently you will prevail. Your lips and her lips must be at the same angle so they must be vertical. Tilt your head sideways to get the right angle. Yes I said sideways; make sure that if you tilt to the right that you put her right leg under your left arm. This is very difficult if you try to keep both thighs in front of you.



 Now that your head is sideways, do what you must to isolate her cranberry and jam. Use your hands to part her ways and magically, it will look almost like you have found a small mouth piece. (Yea, I just made a football reference forgive me). Wrap lips around her gift and give a slight suck, and hold. Here you will have a mouth full of nothing but preciousness, and with your tongue you will find and part her ways again. Note to all newbies, please don’t over suck! It’s very sensitive down there and just sucking on it like your siphoning gas is a good way to never get her to try anything different again. Make love to her mango. Here comes the harmonica! With her lips sucked into yours, and your tongue opening her doorway to pleasure, move your h
ead back and forth like your saying ‘no’ while balancing the suction slid your tongue down into her as you move down, and slid your tongue to the tip of her when you come up. You will literally be playing her harmonica as she sings her O. There will be some noise because of your suction, that is okay, a little noise never hurt no body.

The suction, and tongue play alone should have her counting the ways, but when you can slide back and forth it gives a new level of ecstasy that will have her wondering where the hell you came from as she cums.  If you really want to make this a treat you can elevate her sensation by getting her to shave herself clean, then guys, clean shave your mustache and/or goatee…OH EM GEE….that little addition is serious enough to spell out the letters! Good luck and happy cumming…

~ Ivory

Cumming Soon: Music to Sex to, S&M Around the House, The Joker,

O-Review: Exploration of Self; Whisper Orgasm; Smash and Dash: Car Sex Do's Don't's; Play-Write

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Poetry: Play-Write

Your editorial, my pen,

I interpret your lines.


Your wordplay, my exclamation,

I punctuate your rhyme.




I grab hold of your parenthesis,

And I admire your figure of speech.


Your subjunctive edits my thesis,

As I brainstorm through your theme.







I cross your tease, you dot my eyes,

You dissertate my freehand between your rise.

Braille to this proof,

Your index is on the tip of my tongue.


Slave to your predicate

I edit the grammar of your acronym.




You ampersand the rising action,

I quotation mark your asterisk.


And I am bound to your finale,

With your plot all on my tenses.



Narrator to my literature,

Ink to my scribe.


Your passions infinitive,

Is the play in my write.

~ Ivory


Cumming soon: Harmonica Orgasm





Blog Review: Exploration of Self Enjoyment; Whisper Orgasm; Smash & Dash: Car sex do's don't's maybe's

Freaky Fact: Whisper Orgasm *18+ older*

The Whisper Orgasm, has anyone heard of it?

It is when you make your woman cum, finish, climax, orgasm, parlay, Parcheesi, by simply whispering on her Mary Mary quite contrary. 

I know we are just getting to know each other in this Dom learner parallel but trust me, try this next time you want to make her shake, hold her breath, squeeze your hands, bite a pillow,  or squeeze your head between her thighs like an MMA fighter. (Disclaimer: Guys hands MUST be clean!!!I can't tell you how un'hot' it is to have a man with jacked up fingers and then he wants to stick them where!?! I don't think so!!!)

Think of it this way; you're on a beach and the sand is hot, course, and dry. So are your hands. If your getting ready to explore her inner chi please, either lick them yourself (or if you want to get extra dirty stick them in HER mouth and have her suck) or tease her with just the idea of sticking them where the cum don't shine. There should be more than enough extra 'lubricational' activities going on to suit this experiment if you're practicing proper foreplay. 

Okay so  I'm a little compulsive, so now that the ridiculously  long intro is complete we can begin our whisper O.....

This is a difficulty factor scale of 8 because it takes effort and patience and the ability to read your woman, so you may not want to try this on a first date...What? Oral sex doesn't happen on a first date...whatever lets you sleep better. But for the sake of argument, if you know your woman you may now continue on to O-landia....mmmm hmm..here we go!!

Pleasure her the way you know she likes it. The twist you add is to create a whisper rhythm, starting with intense pleasure (20-40 sec) then an abrupt stop where all you do is whisper directly onto her clit. She will be able to feel your lips moving and air breathing on to her pearl but that is all, no lip contact at all, just hover and whisper. Repeat the process with the pleasure and stoppage becoming more exaggerated (more intense with the pleasure side, and more of an abrupt stop to whisper) please note that if you know your woman you will know when she is getting "there". The idea is to bring her to the cliff of her O and stop to a whisper; if you get her into the right rhythm you will bring her to the point where she cannot contain it any more and all it takes is to whisper a few perfectly placed words and she will cum-pletely have a relatively new moment in the O journal of O's. 

If you are anything like I am the reaction you will get is worth all the effort...she won't know what to do with herself...enjoy and feel free to share how it goes:)

P.S. ~ Twitching, legs shaking, toe curling, gyrating on your face, cursing even are ALL signs that you have successfully achieved the Whisper O...  ;)

Happy twitching!

~Ivory

Cuming soon: car sex, do's, don'ts and try's...

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