Friday, July 19, 2013

Poetry: Lie To Me







Lie to me when your heart is in it.


Let me be your only witness.

I close my eyes to her existence.

Treat me like your only princess.




If I should sever the infected part of my heart,

Try you for war crimes against my naked love,

Castrate you with my shattered pieces of self-esteem,

Who will kiss and hold me until the hurt dissolves?



I rise to find a more suited ilk,

The honorable that wear morality like silk,

Yet despite how I am beheld and loved when I am gone,

When I am not, their affection leaves me so alone.




Your worship of me despite what I could not see,

Is second to no one that has championed me.

I am the greatest instrument in your symphony,

And as I am played I surrender to this bliss willfully.



Against my will I concede to the way you love me,

I retreat to a settlement in love as a plea.

I forgo commonsense to embrace the dream,

To be treated like a queen as long as you lie to me.



Indulge me like a queen again,

Resume the role of my greatest friend,

Lie to me and let's pretend,

Because love is blind in the end.


~ Ivory


O-Review:

Exploration of Self
Whisper Orgasm
Smash and Dash: Car Sex Do's Don't's
Play-Write
Harmonica Orgasm
The Clown Princess of Sorrow








Monday, July 15, 2013

Freaky Fact: Bondage Around the House *18+ older*




Today’s technical term for a good spanking is no longer S&M; it has evolved into BDSM and there is a colorful picture to somewhat explain the acronym to your right. For the average everyday couple that is looking for a little tweak to their twitch, here is where you can started: Bondage Around the House…


First off, everyone loves when control is taken from you. Be honest! If you're into kinky fuckery, you know what I mean.To dominant girls or a big guys, control is something you are used to. Play with the idea and it might be just what the doctor ordered for putting some Adobo in your sex life. Losing control through bondage or just through an agreement is the thrill of it all. There is a rush when we are not in control. We take what we can do during our moments of 'fuckery' for granted until those rights are gone. The limitations when it comes to sex can be quite arousing, e.g. your ability to see while blindfolded; your ability to touch while your hands are bound; your ability to squirm if you’re bound to something stiff, etc…



Fun facts about your significant other: learn their clothing sizes. It makes everything so much easier when your scheming about making things steamy. This leads to getting even more creative when you are looking to wrastle that thang and you don’t have to worry about what they are wearing.



Some fun items that guys can use on their ladies:

  • Heels:  that have the ankle strap; this is the best way to bind her feet to the legs of a chair, bed posts, etc… You can loop a tie between the straps and her feet are bound.
  • Bracelets: fit over her hands but hang loosely so it will be easy to bind them anywhere.
  • T-Shirt: The ladies always have these tight T-shirts and just pull it over her head like its around the back of her neck and shoulders then slide it half way down her arms and push her on to the bed face up. VoilĂ  she is now bound at the elbows and your official sex dumpling.
  • Bath robe: when she comes out of the shower and wants to tease you, open up her robe, slide it just passed her shoulders and then pull the robe together behind her like a huge ponytail and then twist the robe until it’s nice and snug around upper arm and shoulders then push her on to the bed and tease her until she needs to take another shower.
  • Watches: this ruins the element of surprise if you have her put two on, so have her put one on and a bracelet. This is the best way to accessorize your excessive access to her sexiness.
  • Cooking apron: Guys just be bold about it, have her wear the cooking apron naked and when her cooking gets your pots cooking just untie her apron and retie her hands behind her. After that do what you like.



Guys please remember that you can have this everyday stuff laying around and when she wears the right outfit, OR she wears what you have bought her to wear (hint, hint) you can spring your plan into action effortlessly.




Ladies here are some fun items to use on your man:

  • Ties: of course for the guys it’s the easiest, strongest, most versatile thing in his closet. So tie until you can tie no more.
  • Their own buns: Take a page from the SWAT/Police handbook of how to restrict the movements of your perp. Make him sit on his hands and they will be restrained by his own weight. It is best on a stool where his feet don't touch the ground. If his weight is on his hands he cannot use his legs to lift himself off of them.
  • Dress shirts: if you have ever taken off or tried to take off a dress shirt off your man, its nearly impossible if he has not unbuttoned his cuffs. Keep them buttoned up and you will have him buttoned down. 
  • T-Shirts: Yes this works for guys too, just make sure it’s kind of tight. Guys tend have loose fitting T’s.
  • Bracelets: Yes ladies this works on men as well. You can find very inexpensive rope bracelets and they will be sturdy enough to tie him to something. Shackle and tackle him, he will thank you for it in the morning...unless you ride that cowboy until the early morning.






Now the stage is set for some great action.



Know that you can get as creative as you like as long as you don’t go overboard. We want this to be a reoccurring theme. The better it is the more they will ask for it again and again. Just make sure they say ‘please’ or they get nothing. Losing control is just an illusion….or is it?



Happy cumming!


~Ivory


Cumming Soon:  Music to Sex to, The Spank, Lie to Me




Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Poetry: You




I feel the changes around me,unnervingly beautiful.
I am anxious but firm as I bask on what tomorrow has finally brought me.
A quiet storm I hold fast against your winds of change.
I am a lioness, beautiful and fearless, but I am also the fragile crystal that could still cut if broken.
I stand before you naked but not vulnerable nor timid.
I stand to only share a glimpse of what has happened to me...since I met you.



As the years before have gone by I have treated the world as it has treated me.
I have cherished my blessings and dispatched those that have meant me harm.
I have climbed to the peak of my mountain alone because I don't need anyone.
However, as you will come to realize, I have also come to discover new things.
From my mountain, from where I stand, I see above the smoke and clouds.
And I am left with the awe inspiring view...all I see is you



I see the next mountain, I see the next peak,
I see my future and I pace back and forth,
I know I should jump, I know I should commit to my decent.
To begin again, to start from the bottom and work my way up.
It is something I never do. It goes against my intuition.
I don't trust anyone to catch me if I should fall.
Yet despite my instincts, despite the sense I make of it all...
all I think of is you.





I am a queen in the truest sense of the word.
I have no man, yet I reign and I am in the center of my world.
It is lonely to be who I am because I am difficult by design.
Nothing worth having is ever easy and I know this better than anyone.
So when I think of what I have to do, the lengths of which I must go;
The nerves of uncertainty quell beneath the feelings...I have for you.





The love you've shown me lays waste to all of my walls,
And I believe that you will catch me should I fall.
You are the music that has soothed my savage.
You are the melody that hypnotizes my lyric.
You are the calm to my infuriating panic.
You are the reason I start anew...you and only you.



~Ebony


Cumming Soon:  S&M Around the House, Music to Sex to, The Spank



Monday, July 1, 2013

Poetry: The Princess of Sorrow




I cry through shaking hands,
You deprive me of what I give freely.
When facing your words, naked I am,
As you contrive your hurt for me daily.
Bathed by your words I am twelve again,
Ravaged by this pain you dare me to stand.


Kiss my cheek this night,
And tuck me into your bed of sorrow.
Battered and beaten,
I live to see tomorrow.






This pretty little collection of bruises and scars,
Marks my soul like planets and stars.
Where you sought to neuter the fight in my heart,
I fought to keep it from tearing apart.






Through the fire I defy your plan,
I find strength where you say I can't.
Your abuse gave birth to a beautiful,
Righteous, woman, strong and divine.
So on this night you can kiss my ass,
Because I stand just fine.



I cry through shaking hands from the laughter
As I close the book on your chapter...




~ Ebony




Cumming Soon:  Music to Sex to, S&M Around the House, The Spank


Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Freaky Fact: Harmonica Orgasm *18+ older*





We are exploring creativity so please stay with me on this one. There are so many ways to explore a woman’s O that it feels like your conducting a symphony. With a wave of your hand you can control the tempo, the rise and fall of the sweet music you make. With the greatest orchestra in your hands, and the greatest stage ever created, I give you the Harmonica Orgasm. I call this the Harmonica Orgasm for reasons that will become evident…I hope you enjoy it.

I may sound like a broken record but it is so important to treat her polynomial like a delicate piece of ice, delicate to your touch and should melt in your hands. You will operate like a surgeon and your tools should be clean, and smooth so let’s begin.

No one should ever have sex or foreplay down to a medical science where you do it like you’re on a doctor’s visit. Get her into the mood. Mood is important because the effort you put in to her and the ambiance the more she will be up for going on creative adventures with you. This is a difficulty of 9 because there is a balance of a few elements, suction, tongue play, and head movement. You may want to learn one of the three separately and then put them together at the end of your dinner. Space is needed so try to be comfortable. For this one I prefer the kitchen table or a couch, a park bench works also but let us keep this simple.

With that said, you will need to be able to balance suction, tongue play, with back and forth movement like a virtuoso. No woman is created equal and even if her pleasure principle is housed differently you will prevail. Your lips and her lips must be at the same angle so they must be vertical. Tilt your head sideways to get the right angle. Yes I said sideways; make sure that if you tilt to the right that you put her right leg under your left arm. This is very difficult if you try to keep both thighs in front of you.



 Now that your head is sideways, do what you must to isolate her cranberry and jam. Use your hands to part her ways and magically, it will look almost like you have found a small mouth piece. (Yea, I just made a football reference forgive me). Wrap lips around her gift and give a slight suck, and hold. Here you will have a mouth full of nothing but preciousness, and with your tongue you will find and part her ways again. Note to all newbies, please don’t over suck! It’s very sensitive down there and just sucking on it like your siphoning gas is a good way to never get her to try anything different again. Make love to her mango. Here comes the harmonica! With her lips sucked into yours, and your tongue opening her doorway to pleasure, move your h
ead back and forth like your saying ‘no’ while balancing the suction slid your tongue down into her as you move down, and slid your tongue to the tip of her when you come up. You will literally be playing her harmonica as she sings her O. There will be some noise because of your suction, that is okay, a little noise never hurt no body.

The suction, and tongue play alone should have her counting the ways, but when you can slide back and forth it gives a new level of ecstasy that will have her wondering where the hell you came from as she cums.  If you really want to make this a treat you can elevate her sensation by getting her to shave herself clean, then guys, clean shave your mustache and/or goatee…OH EM GEE….that little addition is serious enough to spell out the letters! Good luck and happy cumming…

~ Ivory

Cumming Soon: Music to Sex to, S&M Around the House, The Joker,

O-Review: Exploration of SelfWhisper OrgasmSmash and Dash: Car Sex Do's Don't'sPlay-Write

Invitees: +honey bee +Honey Bee +Orgasmic Mastery +Orgasmo Feminino +Orgasms Donor +Heart of Rox +Shakira +Sex Photos.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Poetry: Play-Write








Your editorial, my pen,

I interpret your lines.


Your wordplay, my exclamation,

I punctuate your rhyme.




I grab hold of your parenthesis,

And I admire your figure of speech.


Your subjunctive edits my thesis,

As I brainstorm through your theme.







I cross your tease, you dot my eyes,

You dissertate my freehand between your rise.

Braille to this proof,

Your index is on the tip of my tongue.


Slave to your predicate

I edit the grammar of your acronym.




You ampersand the rising action,

I quotation mark your asterisk.


And I am bound to your finale,

With your plot all on my tenses.



Narrator to my literature,

Ink to my scribe.


Your passions infinitive,

Is the play in my write.










~ Ivory


Cumming soon: Harmonica Orgasm





Blog Review: Exploration of Self Enjoyment; Whisper Orgasm; Smash & Dash: Car sex do's don't's maybe's

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Freaky Fact: Smash and Dash: Car sex do's don't's maybe's *18+ older*




Have you ever been on a date in a movie theater and you're just waiting for the movie to be over because you want some alone time with your date?? You leave, you get in the car, and what was supposed to be an end-of-the-date smooch turns into an impromptu smash session???

Yea?!?! Me too!!! Here’s a crash course on  the smash and dash!!!!So most of this is common sense but you can never count on guys to plan ahead and you can never assume the lady is an alpha…

Shall we review some don't's?? Don’t do the Lambada in a well-lit area. Unless your into performing  a cheap porno called Shake-Spear for the public it’s not a good look. People watching is a good way to get into more trouble than you would like. So pay attention to your surroundings and your neighborhood, if it has neighborhood watch-- TRUST ME, they will call the cops on you if you are just parked there "talking".

Lip smacking and grunting may not be the nicest noise on the planet, so please, somebody put on some music! Mood is always important even if it’s an impromptu “ride”. A good station is great but +Pandora  is better. Find a good channel ahead of time and let it play. Also, keep your car on, if you have any unwanted visitors between the moaning and the Harlem Shake you can break out real fast if your car is on. Hence the dash! ;-)

Look people it’s not a race! Stop and get comfortable. Guys, if you’re the size of an offensive linemen don’t climb into the back seat with your ass hanging out, its…..offensive. If you cannot get comfortable think about your 'mountees' anatomy, there is a waist above the hip bone, recline all the way back, find that spot and ladies you can stick your leg right down in there and you will find space in the seat. Like a stirrup, plant and 'hiya!'.... Courtesy - there is nothing worse than a guy getting all his, and little did he know she had a seat-belt buckle digging into her shins. Guys, have some compassion, make sure she is good in the position she is in and she may want to do this on the regular. This sounds dumb BUT IT HAPPENS... if your car is a stick shift, make sure the emergency brake is on before she grabs for the stick. We want to get rolling but not literally.  If your windows are steaming from the inside you can’t see who is creeping up on you…so crack your window. If she is a screamer or starts getting really loud, fine, close the damn window. You may avoid an emergency call to 911 about someone being murdered by keeping the noise down.

The key to some good car sex is to be a master of your surroundings. If you have a sunroof you can open it, grab onto it for leverage, or keep it open for maximum vertical thrusting. There is more room in the passenger seat than you think, recline seat all the way back and guys can slide about half way up that back, ladies can perform a more comfortable about face and you can do the good ole reverse cowgirl quite comfortably. Also, know your limitations, if your plus size don't try to 69. Just keeping it real people, focus on getting it in successfully, not smothering each other to death...So bottom line ladies, save a horse, ride a cowboy!!

Now if you are planning in advance to get it on in the car (which does happen), please prepare. Dress appropriately, loose fitted clothing, no underwear, no bra if possible, (please note: only some ladies can pull that one off)... I find that skirts/dresses are easy access for him and comfortable enough to keep on if you're in a rush. Bring unscented wipes and bottled water….cleanup is essential for this being a memorable moment. Guys, please don’t assume she will help you hide the goods when you’re done, you’ll find that idea all over your hands with nothing to help clean you up in sight.

If all else fails get out the damn car and get a room....


~ Ebony


Cuming soon: Play-Write, Music to Sex to, Harmonica Orgasm


Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Freaky Fact: Whisper Orgasm *18+ older*

The Whisper Orgasm, has anyone heard of it?
It is when you make your woman cum, finish, climax, orgasm, parlay, Parcheesi, by simply whispering on her Mary Mary quite contrary. 

I know we are just getting to know each other in this Dom learner parallel but trust me, try this next time you want to make her shake, hold her breath, squeeze your hands, bite a pillow,  or squeeze your head between her thighs like an MMA fighter. (Disclaimer: Guys hands MUST be clean!!!I can't tell you how un'hot' it is to have a man with jacked up fingers and then he wants to stick them where!?! I don't think so!!!)
Think of it this way; you're on a beach and the sand is hot, course, and dry. So are your hands. If your getting ready to explore her inner chi please, either lick them yourself (or if you want to get extra dirty stick them in HER mouth and have her suck) or tease her with just the idea of sticking them where the cum don't shine. There should be more than enough extra 'lubricational' activities going on to suit this experiment if you're practicing proper foreplay. 
Okay so  I'm a little compulsive, so now that the ridiculously  long intro is complete we can begin our whisper O.....

This is a difficulty factor scale of 8 because it takes effort and patience and the ability to read your woman, so you may not want to try this on a first date...What? Oral sex doesn't happen on a first date...whatever lets you sleep better. But for the sake of argument, if you know your woman you may now continue on to O-landia....mmmm hmm..here we go!!

Pleasure her the way you know she likes it. The twist you add is to create a whisper rhythm, starting with intense pleasure (20-40 sec) then an abrupt stop where all you do is whisper directly onto her clit. She will be able to feel your lips moving and air breathing on to her pearl but that is all, no lip contact at all, just hover and whisper. Repeat the process with the pleasure and stoppage becoming more exaggerated (more intense with the pleasure side, and more of an abrupt stop to whisper) please note that if you know your woman you will know when she is getting "there". The idea is to bring her to the cliff of her O and stop to a whisper; if you get her into the right rhythm you will bring her to the point where she cannot contain it any more and all it takes is to whisper a few perfectly placed words and she will cum-pletely have a relatively new moment in the O journal of O's. 

If you are anything like I am the reaction you will get is worth all the effort...she won't know what to do with herself...enjoy and feel free to share how it goes:)
P.S. ~ Twitching, legs shaking, toe curling, gyrating on your face, cursing even are ALL signs that you have successfully achieved the Whisper O...  ;)
Happy twitching!


~Ivory

Cuming soon: car sex, do's, don'ts and try's...

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Sexual Mission Statement: Exploration of self enjoyment


We would like to start by saying that we are new at blogging or expressing ourselves on this level. HOWEVER, what we will talk about is something that we do everyday with great enjoyment. Well, everyday if we are lucky. Yes people we are talking about SEX!

We are going to explore foreplay, domination on a beer budget, the science of spanking, pleasure and pain,  the lost art of cunnilingus, (despite +Michael Douglas and his oral cancer statement - We will not waiver, we will stand/kneel firm on our love of oral sex and we defy the gods, IN THE NAME OF SPARTA!!!!).

We are not just going to talk about it we will instruct on how it is done, at least how we do it and if you can put your own spin on it to make more pleasure out of your experience with ours then we will have succeeded in having an informational orgy.

SERIOUSLY, it is about pleasure and pushing the boundaries of what you like in order to get the most out of the sex you are able to have. NOT KNOWING how to do something is not an excuse to not do it correctly or to the fullest. We want to educate and improve on what you do so that it spreads. Women do a lot for men and it should be a trophy on your mantel every time you can make her cum in a different way. There is no 'O' better when it has vocabulary that she does not normally use. Example : "Oh-F_ck!" "Oh-Sh_t" "Yes! Yes! Yes!" "Oh-My Ghehhigl" "Oh stop stop wait, no don't stop"...

All jokes aside we are in love with the 'O', obsessed with its creation and its existence.


Thank you for reading and tune in tomorrow we are going let them hang all out on this one my people...and we hope that you put all yours out so that we can examine it and digest it and give it back to you just the way you like it.




CUMING SOON!

Clean hands, wet hands, and the infamous WHISPER ORGASM

invitees: +Sexia Abbott +Sexy Girls +Sexii Mama +Sex Chat Hangout +Sexy Nerd Girl +Sexy Top