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Freaky facts - Theater Love
I know it has been a while but I have been busy writing
other things. I have a lot on my mind and some of these pieces I will be
writing in the near future can’t be kept any longer. Today we will talk
about public sex, more specifically, ‘Theater Love’. There will be certain
names and terms regarding toys and things if that nature that will be written
about more in the future. So let’s skip fully understanding them and stay on
the yellow brick road
First off, public sex is awesome. It’s naughty, dangerous, exhilarating, and if
done correctly perfectly safe. I know that safe and dangerous is a
contradiction of sorts but there is a distinction between naughty smart and
naughty dumb.
To have sex in a theater there is some preparation and
planning involved to make sure no laws are broken, (bent maybe, but not broken)
and no trouble arises.
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-Planning: pick the right movie and the right time. Pick something no one is
too interested in seeing because you don’t want to fight for attention with a
good ass movie or the terror of a horror flick. Pick a Matinee, especially a
movie that has been out for a while, it almost guarantees you will have the
entire theater to yourself. If you are going full public freakiness I
suggest using remote controlled vibrators for her. This is always fun. I prefer
Bluetooth controlled via your cell phone device but seeing as how your in a
theater the old school remote may be perfect. Please people, know your woman.
If she is loud when horny or cumming, or tends to make an aquatic mess please
save the awkwardness of a post orgasmic mess.
-Cloths: panties and underwear get rid of them. Makes it so
much easier, plus it's just sexy to be free when you are planning to
mess around. Ladies, your standard skirt or dress works, loosely fitted shorts.
And yes it gets cold but let those nipples get hard because you're about to warm up.
-Location: choose a theater you are familiar with. You may
have to shop around go see some movies first to get to know your theater. I
know that older theaters have the doors in the back like in high school but the
newer theaters now load from the sides with wrap around pathways. Always pick
the best spot in the theater that gives you the most cover.
-Surroundings: once there at the theater take your time,
kiss, fondle, excite BUT pay attention. The usher, and there is almost always
one that comes through, should come regularly. Every 15-20 min. So get your
better half on the edge of excited and as soon as they show up pause until they
are gone but when they turn that corner, lady’s sit on his thanglang and finish
as fast as you can. If he doesn’t finish you have the rest of the movie for him
just get yours in. As you sit and lean
forward riding your man (or woman with attachments assistance) reach around and
let the ladies out. The bigger the cup size always the better, it’s about
living a little dangerously. As long as you remember your time schedule you
won’t run into the usher making his rounds.
So men, if you know your woman and she is about to finish you could stand up to
finish her off. This will not only allow for you to apply maximum effort but
also it will allow you maximum movement for your final strokes. Just be sure to
hold on to her elbows as she leans forward over the seats. Everyone 
wants to
hold on to the hips but the hips get pushed away and so your grip does to, you
may create imbalance. If you hold the elbows, one it's hot control quirk that is
sexy for those that like losing a bit of control, but secondly, it allows for those
hips to push away from you while still securing her from going over the seat.
With the 'ladies' out, gripping elbows, and her finishing, your talking about a
full voyeur achievement.
-Time: all of this if built up correctly could be done in
about 5-10 minutes. It's perfect when your trying to minimize
exposure.
-One good turn deserves another: now ladies, if he used a condom and finished,
like you two are Avatar synchronized and came at the same time, help him get
rid of the evidence. His brain may not be functioning at full capacity. If he
has not finished and has that condom on give him a hand. But if he did pull off
that precision move be a champion and suck him on the spot. If your not a
swallower down it like a shot of tequila. I’m just saying, give the man the
full 'Theater love' experience.
Guys if she did not finish, and you want her to do
this again, I suggest you make the sacrifice and gets to finishing. Find a
comfortable position Indian style on the floor and eat her until the credits
start to roll. If you did bring a few toys, than you may be off the
hook....maybe.
Always be safe and smart, but also keep it freaky.
~Ebony
