Well ladies and gentlemen it has officially been a minute since I have created a ‘how to’ of eating cookie. This is a national pastime of mine and I believe that knowledge is to be shared and not meant to be scarce.
I was having a healthy conversation with friends about the art of cookie tasting and the Standing 69 came up. To my surprise no one had heard of it so, what comes next? I felt the urge to don the cape of kink, sit down and write this out so that others can spread this knowledge.
To start, we can all agree that some preparedness is required whenever doing anything worth doing correctly. Bakers choose prime ingredients, an apron, the right utensils, athletes train, you get the idea. This is no different! So men if you do not workout, train, or have very little musculature do not attempt this if your woman outweighs you. We are not responsible for WWE style injuries. Also, if she has more curves than you can handle, stand down. There is no shame in knowing your limits. Ladies, you are not free from accountability either. Don’t ask for this if he cannot handle it. No one wants to make that trip to the ER because you sent your man on a mission you knew he could not accomplish. There are so many wonderful ways to eat cookie that if you skip this life isn't wasted.
Men, please set the stage before you begin. Make sure your hygiene is on point, and get all that you need for a full body massage. Lotion, lube, whatever you are used to giving her, and if your not used to giving her some full body love we need to have a side bar on how to tighten that up. Now that you are prepped to give her a massage, we need her in the mood for this to work. So, yes, the massage is a ruse. Trust me she will get over you lying to her about this.
First off, have your woman face down in bed. Make sure she is relaxed and massage her muscles from the base of her skull to her neck, from her neck to her shoulder blades, from there to her spine. Work your way to her butt, take your time. No racing, relax and go slow, it’s so worth it. If you're not used to giving massages and don't know what to do, stick with the muscles you find and use some pressure to roll the muscles back and forth under your fingers. Don't hurt her so keep it smooth but firm.
Once you get to her butt, push from the back of her knee, on either leg, up to her side. It will look like she is in a climbing position with one leg down and the other to her side. From there thoroughly massage her glutes. It is typically a big muscle so you may need more strength there than before, and yes we are still 'selling' this massage. This should feel, at the minimum, pretty damn good. Continue relaxing her. From there when you are finished with that muscle, grip and massage the butt. Almost like your trying to palm a basketball with a wide grip. The idea here is that when you squeeze her butt, it will slightly part her lips when done correctly. Yes, we are still setting the stage. We want her as turned on as possible. It is very important that you DO NOT TOUCH THE VAGINA...yet. That will make the effort you have taken to properly prime her for this that much better.
Now repeat with the other leg but this time graze the outer lips with your fingers when you get to the palming of the booty. Almost like you improved your grip from one cheek to the next. From here kiss the booty, let the worship begin. You should still have one of her legs up. Graze her lips as you position your weight on to the bed. Try to just introduce breathing as a tool. You can speak to the cookie and she will feel every spoken breath, it can be almost as good as a kiss. Remember, you don’t need to kiss the entire booty, she just need to feel your presence. As you work your way down to the inner thigh your body should be laying more on the bed than her. Don’t be afraid, I’m not going to tell you to eat the booty. As you get lower on the inner thigh you will notice that her cookie is difficult to reach. Here is where we will make this interesting.
With both hands suggest that she raise her hips which will give you more room to work. She will arch her back to help you. Now you may eat and play with the cookie. With your hand on the hip that has the leg by her side, pull her more to you and your face. You should be at the edge of the bed, and with your other hand push the leg that is straight up by her side. She may happily pop up on her knees.
Once she is on her knees continue to eat the cookie and pull her even closer to the edge of the bed and stand. She may think you're about to stop and give her dick, but it’s a trap. Once her knees are on the edge of the bed and her booty and cookie are hanging over the edge arched high in the air, squat down and really get to eating that cookie. Here is where it gets tricky.
Where this becomes and standing sixty nine will be from all the effort put in to this little maneuver. She should reciprocate and reach to unsheathe your manhood and begin to complete the Standing 69. If she has not gotten the hint tell her what you want. You should be okay asking for what you want as she should be comfortable doing the same. There are a few things you can do even if this maneuver is not completed. You can continue eating and start moving around the room, depending on how strong you are. If you have a window/ voyeur fetish and your in a hotel walk to the window but never stop eating from that sweetness. If she refuses beyond that then your kink language may not be the same and you may have other hurdles in bed between the two of you. If you are successful feel free to, again, walk around eating her out. Take a victory lap if you must.
Really taking the time to learn how to lick, taste, eat pussy, cookie, or whatever you want to call it, only improves the bedroom experience. The effort is so worth it, and the pay off is even greater. Take the time to care and make it happen. The possibilities are endless.
Enjoy this moment, eat it well, eat it long, let’s set the stage for future worship.
-Ivory
